1 00:00:03,010 --> 00:00:04,613 - ♪ We're tiny ♪ - ♪ We're toony ♪ 2 00:00:04,712 --> 00:00:06,615 ♪ We're learning to be looney ♪ 3 00:00:06,709 --> 00:00:09,584 ♪ And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ♪ 4 00:00:09,683 --> 00:00:11,220 ♪ We got our admissions ♪ 5 00:00:11,319 --> 00:00:13,054 ♪ And working for tuitions ♪ 6 00:00:13,153 --> 00:00:15,924 ♪ Fulfilling our ambitions With our faculty esteemed ♪ 7 00:00:16,023 --> 00:00:19,528 ♪ At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ♪ 8 00:00:19,627 --> 00:00:21,363 ♪ The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ♪ 9 00:00:21,463 --> 00:00:23,098 ♪ Since 1933 ♪ 10 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:24,799 - ♪ We're classmates ♪ - ♪ And roommates ♪ 11 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,835 ♪ We paid The out-of-state bills ♪ 12 00:00:26,934 --> 00:00:29,404 ♪ Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ♪ 13 00:00:29,504 --> 00:00:31,173 ♪ They're furry They're funny ♪ 14 00:00:31,272 --> 00:00:32,741 ♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪ 15 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,543 ♪ Their comedy is funny ♪ 16 00:00:34,642 --> 00:00:36,178 ♪ And their friendship's guaranteed ♪ 17 00:00:36,276 --> 00:00:39,248 ♪ Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪ 18 00:00:39,346 --> 00:00:41,683 ♪ And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ♪ 19 00:00:41,783 --> 00:00:43,051 Frenemy! 20 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,486 ♪ So here's where The greatest toons ♪ 21 00:00:44,585 --> 00:00:45,920 ♪ All got their humble start ♪ 22 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:47,622 ♪ There's quite A lot of history ♪ 23 00:00:47,722 --> 00:00:49,458 ♪ For teaching looney arts ♪ 24 00:00:49,556 --> 00:00:52,527 ♪ We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ♪ 25 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:55,864 ♪ Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ♪ 26 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,500 ♪ And now class has begun ♪ 27 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,992 Students are a-comin'! Students are a-comin'! 28 00:01:26,928 --> 00:01:28,730 {\an8}Ooh. 29 00:01:28,829 --> 00:01:32,634 Can't have no dadgum smudges on the first day of school. 30 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:36,305 Students are a-comin'! 31 00:01:39,707 --> 00:01:42,544 That's it. Just a little further. 32 00:01:42,643 --> 00:01:44,012 Students are a-comin'! 33 00:01:45,513 --> 00:01:47,849 Just a little... 34 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,084 ...further. 35 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:51,853 Welcome class of... Yow! 36 00:01:53,088 --> 00:01:56,091 Stay off my dang petunias. 37 00:01:59,761 --> 00:02:02,264 Two hundred miles underground, 38 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:04,266 and only two wrong turns at Albuquerque. 39 00:02:04,365 --> 00:02:07,297 Good thing you spent all summer working on your digging arm, Babs. 40 00:02:10,738 --> 00:02:14,343 We did it, Buster. We're at Acme Looniversity. 41 00:02:14,441 --> 00:02:16,145 - Woo-hoo! - We're here, we're here, we're here, we're here! 42 00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:18,080 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 43 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:22,484 {\an8}- The greatest tooniversity in the world. - Yes! 44 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,753 Do you realize the history of this place? 45 00:02:24,852 --> 00:02:26,888 This is where Road Runner learned how to meep-meep. 46 00:02:26,987 --> 00:02:29,958 It's where Tweety Bird first tawt they taw a puddy tat. 47 00:02:30,057 --> 00:02:34,229 And where Bugs Bunny came up with his catchphrase, 48 00:02:34,329 --> 00:02:36,531 "Eh [chomping] what's up, Doc?" 49 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:40,802 Okay, let's see where we're gonna be living for the next four years. 50 00:02:40,901 --> 00:02:45,107 Sharing our wins, our successes, our triumphs, 51 00:02:45,205 --> 00:02:48,143 and all the good things inevitably coming our way. 52 00:02:48,242 --> 00:02:51,713 And our dorm is... 53 00:02:51,812 --> 00:02:53,648 - Fudd Hall. - Merrie Melodies. 54 00:02:58,119 --> 00:03:00,622 We're in different dorms. 55 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:02,491 We've never been apart. 56 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:04,759 Except for when I was born one second earlier, 57 00:03:04,859 --> 00:03:08,597 and existing alone was agonizing. 58 00:03:08,696 --> 00:03:10,999 How could they do this to us? 59 00:03:11,098 --> 00:03:14,203 Don't they know twins come as a pair? 60 00:03:14,302 --> 00:03:17,572 We worked too hard to get here to give up now. 61 00:03:17,672 --> 00:03:19,040 What's my life mantra? 62 00:03:19,139 --> 00:03:21,343 "Bagels are just donuts that forgot to have fun." 63 00:03:21,442 --> 00:03:22,677 No, the other one. 64 00:03:22,777 --> 00:03:25,114 "There's a solution to every problem." 65 00:03:25,213 --> 00:03:27,048 Including this one. 66 00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:34,756 Look, Hamton, this is where your mom started her toon career. 67 00:03:38,493 --> 00:03:40,595 Yeah. Maybe once I master tooning, 68 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:43,132 I-I'll take some medical classes. 69 00:03:43,231 --> 00:03:45,033 Just for f-f-fun. 70 00:03:45,128 --> 00:03:46,435 Doctors aren't fun. 71 00:03:46,534 --> 00:03:48,002 You ever hit one with a pie? 72 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:51,440 They get mad and kick you out of the operating room. 73 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:53,508 You're here to do two things. 74 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:56,745 Make new friends and crack 'em all up. 75 00:03:56,844 --> 00:03:59,448 What if nobody thinks I'm f-f-funny? 76 00:03:59,547 --> 00:04:01,116 Nonsense. 77 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:04,153 You're a Swhinefeld. You were born funny. 78 00:04:07,389 --> 00:04:08,823 Just remember. 79 00:04:08,923 --> 00:04:10,492 ABLFJ. 80 00:04:10,591 --> 00:04:13,128 Always be looking for jokes. 81 00:04:13,227 --> 00:04:14,563 Muah. 82 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:30,812 Cool bag! 83 00:04:30,911 --> 00:04:32,481 Was it half off? 84 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,818 Whoa, what happened? 85 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:41,156 I was cruelly separated from my twin brother. 86 00:04:41,256 --> 00:04:42,424 We share everything, 87 00:04:42,524 --> 00:04:46,161 and now we've been split apart. 88 00:04:46,255 --> 00:04:49,231 I do not stand for injustice. 89 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:52,734 If someone messes with you, then they mess with me, 90 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:57,206 and you don't wanna mess with Sweetie T. Bird! 91 00:04:57,305 --> 00:04:59,241 What's the T stand for? 92 00:05:00,141 --> 00:05:02,277 Thunder! 93 00:05:03,645 --> 00:05:05,147 JK. I don't have a middle name. 94 00:05:05,246 --> 00:05:08,317 But if I did, it would be Thunder. 95 00:05:10,751 --> 00:05:11,886 I'm Babs Bunny. 96 00:05:11,986 --> 00:05:13,955 - You seem really awesome. - You, too. 97 00:05:14,054 --> 00:05:16,658 Babs, I'm gonna help reunite you with your brother. 98 00:05:16,757 --> 00:05:18,860 Step one, find out who's in charge. 99 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,163 Yeah. Who's the top banana? 100 00:05:21,262 --> 00:05:22,564 The big cheese. 101 00:05:22,664 --> 00:05:25,667 The whole enchilada. 102 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:27,669 We should have a snack first. Don't you think? 103 00:05:27,769 --> 00:05:29,037 Absolutely. 104 00:05:31,004 --> 00:05:32,574 Try the brie with the strawberry jam. 105 00:05:32,673 --> 00:05:34,309 It will knock your ears off. 106 00:05:34,409 --> 00:05:36,545 Mmm. Too bad I'm moving out. 107 00:05:36,644 --> 00:05:38,113 I could get used to this. 108 00:05:42,144 --> 00:05:45,920 Chasing my dreams at Acme Loo without my twin sister at my side? 109 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:49,391 It's so sad to be... 110 00:05:49,491 --> 00:05:51,193 ♪ Alone ♪ 111 00:05:51,287 --> 00:05:54,062 ♪ Why am I so alone? ♪ 112 00:05:54,157 --> 00:05:55,630 ♪ Why am I-- ♪ 113 00:05:55,729 --> 00:05:58,933 {\an8}Whoa. I wasn't informed there'd be singing on the first day. 114 00:05:59,032 --> 00:06:01,136 - Is there a vocal competition afoot? - Uh, no, I-- 115 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:05,240 Because even though I am not prepared, I will succeed. 116 00:06:05,340 --> 00:06:08,343 ♪ Mi mi mo mo ♪ 117 00:06:08,441 --> 00:06:11,280 I was singing because I'm going through something difficult. 118 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:12,414 My sister and I-- 119 00:06:12,513 --> 00:06:14,916 Oh. So nothing important. Hoo! 120 00:06:15,015 --> 00:06:17,452 The name's Pluciferous Von Mallard Duck. 121 00:06:17,552 --> 00:06:19,488 {\an8}But since the general masses 122 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,256 {\an8}suffer from diction impediments, 123 00:06:21,356 --> 00:06:22,391 I go by Plucky. 124 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:24,058 What an honor. 125 00:06:24,157 --> 00:06:26,328 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hold onto that. It will increase in value. 126 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:31,032 Whoa there, buddy. I was gonna take the top bunk. 127 00:06:31,132 --> 00:06:33,368 Really? What a fascinating tale. 128 00:06:33,467 --> 00:06:36,405 Listen, Plucky, there are rules to choosing bunks. 129 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:38,107 Let's rock, paper, scissors for it. 130 00:06:38,205 --> 00:06:41,042 I'm sorry. The only game I play is three-dimensional chess. 131 00:06:41,141 --> 00:06:43,278 - Draw straws? - Who would verify the results? 132 00:06:43,376 --> 00:06:46,481 {\an8}Not my legal team. They're backed up with my exploratory lawsuits. 133 00:06:46,582 --> 00:06:47,882 Ooh. 134 00:06:47,982 --> 00:06:51,286 Then I guess we'll do it the old-fashioned way. 135 00:06:52,054 --> 00:06:52,954 Gasp. 136 00:06:56,058 --> 00:06:57,292 Grrr. 137 00:07:02,931 --> 00:07:04,933 Ah. 138 00:07:13,941 --> 00:07:15,877 H-h-hello there, new roomies. 139 00:07:21,682 --> 00:07:25,720 Hamton J. Pig, your new friend and giver of laughs. 140 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,123 Gah. Just, uh... 141 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,359 Oh. 142 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,761 Oh, dear. These aren't as slippery as I expected. 143 00:07:32,861 --> 00:07:35,797 Um, anyways, hello. 144 00:07:35,897 --> 00:07:37,866 Ow! 145 00:07:37,966 --> 00:07:39,768 Nice to meet you, Hamton. 146 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:41,903 Looks like we'll have to figure out a way to settle this later. 147 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:44,339 All I can say is en garde! 148 00:07:44,438 --> 00:07:46,441 You forgot the best part of saying that line. 149 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:47,509 And what's that? 150 00:07:49,443 --> 00:07:51,613 En garde! 151 00:07:57,252 --> 00:07:59,988 - Babs. - Buster. 152 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:03,225 My roommate is terrible. How about yours? 153 00:08:03,323 --> 00:08:06,261 Well, she's no twin brother, but she's still pretty great. 154 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,631 Don't worry, we've got a plan to get me and you in the same dorm room. 155 00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:11,466 We just need to-- 156 00:08:11,565 --> 00:08:13,735 Do whatever it takes to keep Plucky from getting the top bunk? 157 00:08:13,835 --> 00:08:17,306 Ah, sorry, I'm kind of wrapped up in my own drama right now. 158 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,672 It's him! He's here! 159 00:08:25,914 --> 00:08:28,217 Professor Bugs is here. 160 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:42,531 Eh, what's up, Docs? 161 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:47,069 All right, all right, settle down. 162 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:50,572 Now, you're here because you're the best of the best. 163 00:08:50,671 --> 00:08:52,974 Thank you, thank you. 164 00:08:54,542 --> 00:08:55,910 For your first assignment, 165 00:08:56,009 --> 00:08:59,514 I wanna see something original, something unique. 166 00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:01,483 I wanna see your best gag. 167 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:03,752 You have one week, 168 00:09:03,851 --> 00:09:06,321 and whoever aces this first assignment 169 00:09:06,419 --> 00:09:11,460 will also get a coveted spot in the Freshmen Hall of Fame. 170 00:09:12,893 --> 00:09:13,595 This is how we settle it. 171 00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:18,533 Best gag gets top bunk. 172 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:20,001 You challenging me? 173 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,771 Preposterous. Ludicrous. 174 00:09:22,871 --> 00:09:24,406 You're on. 175 00:09:24,506 --> 00:09:28,738 I suggest you get ready for life in my shadow, buddy. 176 00:09:50,393 --> 00:09:51,433 Good, good, yes. 177 00:09:51,532 --> 00:09:54,436 Uh, but the ka-boom needs more levels. 178 00:09:54,535 --> 00:09:58,207 How dare you give an actor of my caliber a line reading? 179 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,609 I'm sorry. You're just not understanding the scene. 180 00:10:00,709 --> 00:10:01,876 I wrote the scene! 181 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,345 - Well, I'm directing... - Wow. 182 00:10:03,444 --> 00:10:05,480 I could never do something that wonderfully cuckoo. 183 00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:07,416 Come on, you could be just as good as Plucky. 184 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,484 Gags are easy if you just loosen up. 185 00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:11,220 Check it out. Slap me. 186 00:10:14,755 --> 00:10:16,691 See? Easy. Now you try. 187 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:17,659 Whoa. 188 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:19,428 Ow! 189 00:10:23,798 --> 00:10:24,866 Was that funny? 190 00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:27,836 Okay. Take a deep breath 191 00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:30,572 and think funny thoughts. 192 00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:33,275 {\an8}Oh, Shirley can help us. 193 00:10:33,374 --> 00:10:35,844 She's the RA and knows everything. 194 00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:42,050 Hi, um, are you Shirley? 195 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:45,053 No. I'm Shirley's astral projection. 196 00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:47,789 I am Shirley. 197 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:50,159 You're either here for spiritual guidance or your hot water's out. 198 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,527 Either way, I'm here to help you. 199 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:57,766 Um, so I requested to be dormed with my twin brother, 200 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,335 um, but we got split up. 201 00:11:00,436 --> 00:11:02,237 Hm. 202 00:11:02,336 --> 00:11:04,639 This problem, unfortunately, vibrates on a higher plane than my powers can reach. 203 00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:07,242 So you're gonna need to escalate to the next level of dominion. 204 00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:09,811 Oh, you're saying we should go to the dean? 205 00:11:09,911 --> 00:11:11,980 - Exactly. - How did you-- 206 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:14,116 My moms are punk poets with Aries rising. 207 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,618 I speak the language. 208 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,256 Okay, Hamton. We're gonna have to go deeper. 209 00:11:21,355 --> 00:11:24,793 Deep into your subconscious to find what's blocking you. 210 00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,027 I'm gonna show you some images. 211 00:11:26,127 --> 00:11:27,462 Just tell me what you see, okay? 212 00:11:27,996 --> 00:11:29,064 A mother. 213 00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:31,533 It looks like a mother. 214 00:11:31,634 --> 00:11:32,834 Uh, no. 215 00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:34,136 Looks like a famous comedian mother 216 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,470 being disappointed in her son 217 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,839 for not living up to her expectations. 218 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:39,308 Uh-huh. 219 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,810 You got 'em all in stitches, Hammie? 220 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,445 They're all gonna laugh at you. 221 00:11:43,545 --> 00:11:45,647 Or at least that's what I'm hoping. 222 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:50,285 I'm not good enough to be here! 223 00:11:50,385 --> 00:11:53,088 I am not a natural talent like you. 224 00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:57,126 You can't see how much talent you have, but I can. 225 00:11:57,225 --> 00:12:00,829 Well, thanks, fr-fr-fr... Er, buddy. 226 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,831 Anytime, pal. 227 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,835 Hup, ho, hup, ho. Yeah! 228 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,637 I'm glad you're here, roomie. 229 00:12:08,737 --> 00:12:10,372 Me too. 230 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:13,075 And don't worry, you'll be reunited with Buster in no time. 231 00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:14,943 All we gotta do is talk to the dean. 232 00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:27,789 Toony traps! 233 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,281 We got this. 234 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:08,263 Next time, just make an appointment. 235 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:11,266 Matcha or Earl Grey? 236 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,504 So, Sweetie, Babs... 237 00:13:15,603 --> 00:13:18,940 how have you been getting along? 238 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,543 Amazing. I love Babs. 239 00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:22,911 Sweetie's the best. 240 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,747 Great. So everything's fine? 241 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,582 You got this. 242 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,718 Go ahead. Tell her. 243 00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:31,320 Well, um... 244 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:34,423 Actually, you see, Buster and I are twins, 245 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,726 and we've grown up doing everything together. 246 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:39,261 Yes, I know. 247 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,363 I was thinking it would be nice 248 00:13:41,462 --> 00:13:44,766 if we could live together at Acme Loo. 249 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,801 Uh-huh. Interesting. 250 00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:48,670 Babs, Acme Loo is a place 251 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:52,941 where toons come to discover themselves as individuals. 252 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,311 But I don't want anybody to be unhappy. 253 00:13:56,411 --> 00:14:00,082 So here's the deal. We arm wrestle for it. 254 00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:03,718 You beat me, you get to go back to living with your brother. 255 00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,587 I win, and let's just say 256 00:14:05,686 --> 00:14:08,323 everybody's gonna know about it. 257 00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:09,958 Know about it. Know about it. 258 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,960 Know about it. Know about it. 259 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:17,366 Hmm. Good thing I spent my whole summer working on my digging arm. 260 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:22,071 Muah. Get ready to meet Shirley Chisel. 261 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:26,341 Yeah! Let's do this! Rah! 262 00:14:29,878 --> 00:14:31,446 Oop. Sorry. 263 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:41,790 Meep-meep! 264 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,056 One day, you'll tell your friends you saw me early in my career. 265 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,963 Why would I wanna bore my friends? 266 00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:51,700 Hm. 267 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,334 An eight? 268 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:28,403 You wouldn't know talent if it hit you in the face. 269 00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:31,306 I mean, your judgement is flawless. 270 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:36,478 You can do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. 271 00:15:36,578 --> 00:15:39,214 Now performing, Buster Bunny. 272 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,516 Oh, no. I was so busy helping you, Hamton, 273 00:15:41,616 --> 00:15:43,352 I forgot to work on my own routine. 274 00:15:43,451 --> 00:15:45,387 Where's Babs? She'd know what to do. 275 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,821 Get her, Babs. 276 00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:49,891 Yeah! 277 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,827 Who's gonna rub his ears when he has a nightmare? 278 00:15:52,927 --> 00:15:56,065 And tell me it's okay to have cake for breakfast. 279 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:59,734 Wouldn't want you to make new friends, 280 00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:02,604 expand your horizons. 281 00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:06,875 You should go back to what you're used to. 282 00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:12,013 Back to your comfort zone. 283 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:16,050 Yeah, Babs! You got this, Babs, you got this! 284 00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:21,456 B-A-B-S. Yeah, that bunny is the best! 285 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,427 Oh, no. I mean, yay. I mean... 286 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,196 I have a lot of conflicting feelings. 287 00:16:27,294 --> 00:16:31,161 Guess you're stuck with your amazing new feathered friend. 288 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,302 Yeah. I-I am. 289 00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:37,272 One more thing. You're late for your exam. 290 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:42,644 Ha, attagirl, Ruth Bader Gunsberg. 291 00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:43,578 Muah. 292 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,987 So I'll be performing by myself 293 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:57,426 for the first time ever without Babs. 294 00:16:57,525 --> 00:17:01,363 Alone. Just [gulps] me. 295 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,998 Just me. 296 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,168 Routine number 63! 297 00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:08,803 Babs! 298 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,339 Aww. 299 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:35,064 I'd hate to follow my outstanding performance. 300 00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:40,369 What the... 301 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,937 The top bunk was almost mine! 302 00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:17,372 Hamton, you're up. 303 00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:20,309 Hamton, buddy, you got this! 304 00:18:20,408 --> 00:18:22,444 Yeah! 305 00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:31,320 You're Joan Swhinefeld's kid. 306 00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:35,990 Class, be prepared to be dazzled by the son of a legend. 307 00:18:39,059 --> 00:18:41,930 You're a Swhinefeld. You were born funny. 308 00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,638 I don't know how to be funny! 309 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,458 Bravo, bravo. 310 00:19:09,557 --> 00:19:11,393 This is how you do it. 311 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:17,327 Reach into the depths of your biggest fears to find the best gag. 312 00:19:20,434 --> 00:19:23,972 Tens, tens, tens across the board! 313 00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,640 Nice going, buddy! 314 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,298 I'm sorry I wasn't able to get us back in a dorm together. 315 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,866 Honestly, sis, I think it's gonna be a good thing. 316 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:54,069 I'm looking forward to hanging out with my new friend... 317 00:19:57,606 --> 00:19:59,641 ...and Plucky. 318 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,811 Yeah, it's gonna be good for us to find out who we are outside of being twins. 319 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,314 Hey, since we're doing secret whisper conversations, 320 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,781 I wanted to ask. 321 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,050 I know you threw that arm-wrestling match. But why? 322 00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:12,921 Well, I realized if I got transferred out of Merrie Melodies, 323 00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:16,425 then I wouldn't be roommates with you anymore. 324 00:20:18,893 --> 00:20:23,098 That's the nicest thing I've ever heard. 325 00:20:23,192 --> 00:20:24,966 Sorry. I got a tough exterior, 326 00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:27,769 but when the emotional dam breaks, it breaks hard. 327 00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:30,739 - Babs, what's with the shirt? - Oh, yeah. 328 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,809 {\an8}'Cause I lost to Dean Granny, I gotta wear this for the next two weeks. 329 00:20:41,415 --> 00:20:42,351 Yeah! 330 00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:52,461 ♪ Twins as close as can be ♪ 331 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,264 ♪ Babs and Buster Bunny ♪ 332 00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:57,932 ♪ The duck whose star Shines so bright ♪ 333 00:20:58,032 --> 00:21:01,431 ♪ I won't let Buster Steal my spotlight ♪ 334 00:21:01,536 --> 00:21:04,239 ♪ I'm full of anger and glee ♪ 335 00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:07,142 ♪ And sweet as pie You can see ♪ 336 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,944 ♪ And in all my years As the dean ♪ 337 00:21:10,044 --> 00:21:13,382 ♪ This is the weirdest class I've ever seen ♪ 338 00:21:13,476 --> 00:21:15,250 ♪ Please let us explain Toons ♪ 339 00:21:15,349 --> 00:21:17,952 ♪ Watch when I pull this lever ♪ 340 00:21:18,052 --> 00:21:21,323 - ♪ Anvils fall from the sky ♪ - ♪ Why? ♪ 341 00:21:21,422 --> 00:21:23,992 ♪ Our jokes Are so very clever ♪ 342 00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:27,296 - ♪ Catapulting us so we fly ♪ - ♪ Tongue-tied ♪ 343 00:21:27,395 --> 00:21:29,798 ♪ Stretchy arms And legs are fantastic ♪ 344 00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,534 ♪ Our eyes pop out Of our face ♪ 345 00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,035 ♪ Face ♪ 346 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:35,770 ♪ My emotions Turn quite drastic ♪ 347 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:38,840 ♪ When I get hit with a safe Ouch ♪ 348 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,275 ♪ We're looney, we're tiny ♪ 349 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,911 ♪ We're looney We're tiny toons ♪